Early Beginnings

My staff recently told me about a family conversation that she had with their daughter(who is currently schooling in a kindergarten) in the car...


Daughter : Look mommy! That kid just pointed his middle finger at me!

(Awkward silence....)
Mom : Hmm ...maybe you saw it wrongly. He could be doing this...(making hand signals)


Mom : ...or maybe this...(another hand signal)

Daughter : (Shaking head) No no no no mommy...you don't know what this means?? (Pointing middle finger). This means FUCK!

(EVEN MORE AWKWARD SILENCE...)

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Wow...what do they teach kids in kindergarten these days?