Free Gift

Aunty walks into the shop, selects hair dye and proceeds to pay. After payment she
waits at the counter...

Me: Yes aunty? (Wondering why she hasn't left)

Aunty: My free gift leh?

Me: Free gift???

Aunty: Yea you see the box got free thing wan...

Me: ....??? (Celaka aunty...she really wan ammonia i can think of a way to give her)